What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 05:28

From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-”She is very sexyful!”
What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Who are some of the best Korean Actresses?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why don't I get sleep at nights?
Dr No
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
What is the best sex you have ever had (in detail)?
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
What is the most peculiar thing about the human brain?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
What is the story behind bhai dooj?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy
If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.